Thank You: Part 6

Thursday, September 12, 2013

There's Nikki Sixx. Sixlets chocolate candies. Six figures. Sixty six books in the bible. Six is a good number and today we are on part 6 of my tribute to Jimmy Fallon and his infamous Thank You notes

Thank you, Kindergarten...
for making all those new school mommies crazier than they were in the summer. Can ya lighten the load a little?

Thank you, Bulk items...
for tricking America into thinking they need a 10 gallon tub of mayonnaise and one million coffee filters.

Thank you, Miley Cyrus...
for grossing out every single person in the 30 and up crowd and teaching our youth what it looks like to walk away from your morals.

Thank you, 5 minutes of rain...
for turning our afternoon into a sauna and my hair into a fro.

Thank you, Restocked pantry...
for making me feel like June Cleaver once again.

Thank you, Weekend...
for just being you.

Happy Weekend Homies. Laugh till it hurts. xo

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