What do you call a sleeping cow? A bulldozer!
What did the Oreganos name their son? Herb!
gardening in heels
Why was the lamp flunking his classes? He wasn't very bight!
What does a car wear when it's cold? A cardigan!
What kind of ring did the rabbit buy his girlfriend? 14-carrot gold!
Thanks for laughing with me. I hope your weekend is a riot! xo
I always put jokes in my kids lunch boxes. It's just my little way of letting them know I am thinking of them. They let me know when it's a good one because they'll say their friends liked it too.
ReplyDeleteBTW love your blog!
We love jokes in our house too.
ReplyDeleteYou have a beautiful blog with a great mission.
Warm wishes, Tonya